We were wondering… What’s your favorite dad joke?
Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident? Yeah, now he’s a wrecked-angle!
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8, 9.
What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They’re both Paris sites.
Why did the developer become so poor? Because he used up all his cache.
A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve your kind here.”
Mushroom says, “What’s wrong? Im a fun guy!”
Two muffins are in an oven. One turns toward the other and says, “Wow, it’s getting hot in here.” The other replies, “AHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What do you call an Alligator in a Vest … An Investigator!!
You all need to learn what a spoiler tag is
What’s the best part about teamwork?
Someone else to blame.
Well that’s cool
Why did the CheeseBurger Exercise?
To get better buns!
OK- so how do you do a spoiler tag, Bunge?
Just highlight your text and click the button!
Also:
Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees?
Because they are pretty good at it!
When did the dad go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty!
Why did the house throw up?
It was homesick
How do trees get on the internet?
They log on!
How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?
You follow the fresh prints
how do you know if a vampire is sick?
because it’s coffin
Why should you take an extra pair of socks when going golfing?
In case you get a hole in one!