Got any good Dad Jokes?

We were wondering… What’s your favorite dad joke?

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Did you hear about the square that got into a car accident? Yeah, now he’s a wrecked-angle!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7, 8, 9.

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What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common?

They’re both Paris sites.


Why did the developer become so poor? Because he used up all his cache.


A mushroom walks into a bar. Bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve your kind here.”
Mushroom says, “What’s wrong? Im a fun guy!”

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Two muffins are in an oven. One turns toward the other and says, “Wow, it’s getting hot in here.” The other replies, “AHHH! A TALKING MUFFIN!”

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What do you call an Alligator in a Vest … An Investigator!!


You all need to learn what a spoiler tag is :joy:

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What’s the best part about teamwork?

Someone else to blame.

Well that’s cool

Why did the CheeseBurger Exercise?

To get better buns!


OK- so how do you do a spoiler tag, Bunge?

Just highlight your text and click the button!

Why do you never see pigs hiding in trees?

Because they are pretty good at it!

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When did the dad go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty!

Why did the house throw up?

It was homesick

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How do trees get on the internet?

They log on!

How do you follow Will Smith in the snow?

You follow the fresh prints

how do you know if a vampire is sick?

because it’s coffin

Why should you take an extra pair of socks when going golfing?

In case you get a hole in one!